Achtung!
Are you reading TMCM on this here website because your local alternative newsweekly doesn't carry it? While we are infinitely grateful for web traffic, both us and your local rag's editors would rather you read the strip in the pages of their paper and not on the lousy old internet. Here's what you can do to help. Go to this website and find your town's paper in the list. Go to their website and send them an email. That email should say:
Dear editors of (paper name here):

I am one of the thousands of potential readers that is being stolen from you by toomuchcoffeeman.com. You see, your paper does not have the Too Much Coffee Man comic strip, and toomuchcoffeeman.com does. So rather than pick up your paper and look at all of the paying ads each week, I go to toomuchcoffeeman.com, read the comic strip, and continue on to hours of uninterrupted porno. Please help to destroy this vicious cycle by printing the Too Much Coffee Man comic strip in your poignant, entertaining, insightful, relelvant, important newspaper. It's cheaper than you think, and requires minimal effort each week. Do it for your readers, do it for your advertisers, do it to help crush the evil empire that is toomuchcoffeeman.com.

Thank you,

(your name here)